Beauty of the Universe
When my sister was little, she had an imaginary friend called Jackie. One Sunday, my great aunt was over and my sister came in, announced to the room that Jackie fell down the stair and died, and left. My great auntie calmly looked up and said “how did she know about that?” Apparently, my great auntie had a little brother called Jack (her mother, who died a little before my sister was born, called him Jackie) and when he was 7, he fell down the stairs, banged his head and died.
The sign of the cross one is actually really sweet. I’m a pretty firm believer that there’s a difference between ghosts and angels, and that one just sounds like a concerned Grandpa coming to check on his little granddaughter.
That one actually freaked me out the most but I see the reasoning in it now
One day. It will be Bones who comes up with the crazy idea. And Spock will stare at him, as will Jim, then they will glance at each other, eyes lighting up like they have been waiting for this moment their entire lives.
And then in unison they will look at Bones and say,
“Are you out of your hypo happy mind?”
Snoop Dogg is going to tell us the meaning of Christmas.
Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, and all through the hizzle…
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle.
All were awaiting Sizzle Clause and his bag
To bring the good homies and bitches their swag
almost time to make this my icon again
- An Athlete: What was the greatest moment in sports history?
- Me: Viktor Krum caught the snitch but Ireland won.
Loki in Thor: The Dark World